Mar 25, 2024jimg2000 rated this title 2.5 out of 5 stars
Oct 16, 2014
Big disappointment in all aspects. Hoping at the very least for a decent special effect for the big flood but instead got a cargo containing like box blobbing in a whirlpool with bottom jets blasting for a few minutes. The…
Jan 11, 2024whiteturtles rated this title 5 out of 5 stars
Aha! Russell Crowe!!! Another stunning performance and a incredible story of Noah and his relationship to God!! Excellent footage and you really feel the effort, dedication and love to follow God's path!
Apr 10, 2023Mrndl_1 rated this title 0.5 out of 5 stars
Shockingly unlike the Bible story. Noah brought his family AND his son's THREE wives. Noah didn't try to kill their babies. Wth??? God wasn't saving the animals but wiping out people. The watchers weren't fallen because they tried to HELP…
Nov 17, 2021akirakato rated this title 1 out of 5 stars
Rocky giants called "Watchers" appear ridiculous and make the whole story so foolish enough that I quit watching this movie. Kids might love this, but NOT for me. Disappointing!
The first eight chapters (about the first 40 minutes) were especially good: evocative of mystery whilst being stone-voiced solemn (much like the Bible reads). There were some really odd parts about it: the Watchers, who are claimed to be a…
Dec 16, 2020Summerv rated this title 0.5 out of 5 stars
If you’ve not read the Bible, you will likely come away from this movie thinking that “the Creator” wiped out humans because they weren’t environmentally conscious. And if we’re not careful, he’ll wipe us out again. So quit eating meat and…
Dec 03, 2020timstocker rated this title 5 out of 5 stars
I thought it was super cool. I found the loneliness felt at times by different characters to be insightful and real. Can you imagine emerging from the ark with no hope of a partner wife, and to embark on a wander alone in a world without…
Jan 08, 2020The_Most_Casual_Observer rated this title 2 out of 5 stars
I don't know about CurlyWhirly (below), but I like to see EVERYONE'S comments, if only to make fun of them. As for me, I didn't like the movie much, but, hey, there's Noah counting for tastes! Oddly, if the movie was about 'Walter,'…
Mar 05, 2019Punnoval rated this title 1 out of 5 stars
If you want your film to be "over the top" then you should hire Darren Aronofsky as director.
His first major film, "The Wrestler" was probably his best work. After that one, the looniness increased markedly from "Black Swan" to "The…
This version of the story of Noah comes from anti-christian sources.
When originally released, they conned some people into thinking this was sourced from the Holy Bible.
Aug 02, 20185sizes2small rated this title 3.5 out of 5 stars
You have to go into this movie knowing they are not trying to represent the bible one for one. It's also good to think of this happening in a post-apocalyptic world way in the future, rather than way in the past. I would watch it again,…
Oct 03, 2016woodenhead rated this title 2.5 out of 5 stars
The story takes a lot of liberties and adds a lot of wild surmise to the bare bones scriptural flood narrative." What ifs" and speculation can lead to deeper thought, but if it doesn't help faith grow, well....what's the point? We all get…
Sep 09, 2016Victorfun rated this title 0.5 out of 5 stars
worst movie ever! not only it is nowhere like the bible but it is a long draw out depressing movie. after watching the 1st 20 min of the movie your day would become a little gray.
What a waste. It was an awful movie! I definitely don't recommend this. I'm a fan of Emma Watson, but really? She's done way better. Very disappointing.
Apr 27, 2016Mtrey rated this title 0.5 out of 5 stars
Fantasy mixed with biblical story, oh my, who or which group of writers, director(s) were partaking of "happy medications"?
Not worth any viewing...unless you've the exact same "happy medications"
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